The Idyllic Beast
The Idyllic Beast April 2nd, 1888 “Tommy Savile.” “Tphantom Ptriumphs! You haven’t been around to one of my shows in a while. Afraid of catching the tommy-bug?” “I don’t attend your shows as a form of self respect I carry with myself.” “Now then, what’s that? Since we met you’ve had it out for me.” “So you have noticed? Unlike everyone else I couldn’t stand you the moment I met you.” “And why is that, old boy? Ahey? Tell me again. I love this story.” “Because, sir, I believe you to be a twisted piece of filth. A conman, pedophile and rapist.” “Eesh! I don’t think I like the sound of them words. Why’d you hate me so?” “Because you are evil incarnate. You are vile. You get away with it everywhere you go. You have so much and give away so little.” “Does it make you jealous, old boy? Make you uncomfortable, do I?" “The only thing I feel is a desire to have you thrown to ravenous dogs. It must have killed you to know I hated you.” “What’s that n...